#5: Seamus

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

DAVID: Well, what can I say about Seamus? I mean he’s shorter than me, he’s got less hair than I do-

SEAMUS: -I’m sitting next to you, you know that, right Davey?

DAVID: Yeah, I know, but when am I going to have the chance to do this, y’know?

DAVID: Annnnnyway-

SEAMUS: sigh…

DAVID: -he’s sort of like a bald Irish troll. Oh, and he’s shite with women.

SEAMUS: DAVID!

DAVID: No, really - he is. Like right now, just the three of us guys, he’s fine. But the moment a woman walks into this scene, he shuts up and doesn’t look anywhere but at the gods-damned ground. Doesn’t look up again until the girl’s gone, and then he’s back to his old self again. He’s been like that for years!

SEAMUS: I have not.

DAVID: Years.

DAVID: I mean, someone’s damaged the boy here, and done a right proper job of it, too.

SEAMUS: That’s it, I’m done.

DAVID: Seamus, wait, mate! Don’t go! I haven’t even talked about your good points yet!

DAVID: ’cause there’s so many of them…

DAVID: Y’know, I don’t think he’s gonna come back soon.

DAVID: You can probably add that he’s sensitive to that list, too.

DAVID: Just a thought.

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