ECCHI-OJISAN
A vile uncle who loved himself
Was found hung from a closet shelf,
Wearing naught but a mask and robe.
(Police thought it best not to probe.)
That seemed the end of Ojisan,
And years passed by without the man.
The stories and the legends grew …
And many folks believed them true.
Two newlyweds, by tales undaunted,
Who knew that homes cannot be haunted,
Rented his house aft they were wed.
His ghost tried to join them in bed!
#15 Ecchi-Ojisan
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2 Comments
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I love how he looks like a komainu, but a leery, perverted version. The little verse makes him more myth-like and believable!
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Thanks, man! Yep, that’s pretty much what I was going for.

























December 7, 2010