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No15

| November 15, 2012 | 1 Comment

#15-Sputnik-The-Space-Monkey

| November 15, 2012 | 0 Comments

Sputnik The Space Monkey

Day Ten: Mystic Oats

| November 15, 2012 | 0 Comments


A hairy hipster with magic in his hips and cosmic weight on his shoulders, blessed with phantasmagorical finger powers and cursed with sweaty socks — unwashed for going on three days now.
~Tosche

No14

| November 14, 2012 | 2 Comments

Day Nine: Space Piratex

| November 13, 2012 | 0 Comments

 

Space, that was the dream. Space — the place children (our future) all across her country had lived for, before they discovered reality TV in their teen years, the place though which ufological wonks of all ages had wanted to drift.
The actual place was less majestic than the men and women of science-based television programing had promised and closer to an afternoon floating with the refuse of a billion people in the waves of a Lama Island beach in a waning Summer.
The Space Piratex probe didn’t mind, for a start she’d never been to any of Lama Island’s waste-disposal beaches and so was unable to see the sad similarity. No, an enterprising class of public school over-achievers hadn’t built her to despair at the state of the space, Space Piratex had been built to win that class the finals of the “Sweep It Under the Rug: Environmental Solutions” competition. Her directives were clear: clean, clean that cosmos up long enough to get her masters a photo in three of their local papers. It was a task she probably could have completed too, if it weren’t for those attention lacking kids and their rudimentary android building skill sets.
~Tosche

#11-The-Flying Burrito

| November 12, 2012 | 0 Comments
The Flying Burrito

The Flying Burrito – no need to say more.

Day Eight: Rum-Ram Bloodstold

| November 12, 2012 | 0 Comments


Tired old man, tired old Bloodstold, in his throne of imitation leather and sipping a glass of tonic and lemon because he’s all out of gin. His runes are all cast, his deceitfully youthful body ached more and more as the nights when he can get a rise out of his magiks became increasingly few and depressingly mundane.  Rum-Ram Bloodstold, the last of his kind in this world to not have given up and departed for the old soul’s dimension, took another sip of his tart drink and fondled thoughts of when the tarts he had at night weren’t just the liquid or pastry variety.
One more sip, Rum-Ram decided, one more sip and then a slip — into sober sleep.
~Tosche

No11

| November 11, 2012 | 0 Comments

No10

| November 10, 2012 | 3 Comments

No9

| November 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

Day Six: Amorveous (Amy)

| November 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

Two minutes, that was quick, indeed — a new record. Where once piping hot pudding and melting mountains of ice cream slouched were now faint streaks of creamy, crumbly, residue of dessert and regret. Amy finished polishing the bowl with her tongue — don’t ask where the mouth is — until the, now cool, ceramic surface tasted more of object and less of desire.
This jaunt into flavour country would mean a lot of mirror-gazing but damn, the descent into self doubt was tasty.
~Tosche

No8

| November 8, 2012 | 0 Comments

No7

| November 7, 2012 | 1 Comment

#7-The Montana Monsoon

| November 7, 2012 | 0 Comments

Tony - The Montana Monsoon

#4 Flintpower Sky-Mountain

| November 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

Born as Flint Rockmann in the late 70’s he took on his “spirit name” Flintpower Sky-Mountain

No6

| November 6, 2012 | 1 Comment

Day Five: Bodey Socksmon

| November 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

Scruffy. Itchy skin under tight tufts of fur. Exasperated, exhausted, extinguished. With a yawn he is all these things and yet as he pulls up a cup, burgeoning on boiling hot, to his mouth and tips in a hot and sweet morning elixir, wipes from his mouth the sticky residue and caffeinated skin, he is for a moment none of these things. He ponders his first conscious thought since he and the sun rose — to shit or shave — and his day is begun.
~Tosche

#1 Happy Guy

| November 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

This is Guy. He is a happy little dude.

No5

| November 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

| November 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

An ear-piercing gone wrong left her with a dimensional porthole warping her already infected ear lobe. Kids, make sure those metal implements you’re sticking into yourselves aren’t of non-terrestrial origin.
~Tosche

Day Three: Nanobot Lad

| November 4, 2012 | 0 Comments

This is what the singularity will bring, a thousand confused teenagers identifying as animals getting the chance to fulfill their animal desire by use of nanobot injections. Call now and get a bonus vial of zoological avatars and a nifty book-light free!
~Tosche

#1 Edwin J. Spradlin

| November 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

 

Eddie J. is practically a cartoon of a conservative red-neck and he is proud of it.

 

 

#2-The Cherry Tomato

| November 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

The Cherry Tomato

#2 – Cielo

| November 2, 2012 | 1 Comment

Cielo Go hates you. Probably. Or you could just be a pet peeve, and goodness knows she has an entire list. It’s hard to know what makes her crack a smile, but she’s been known to enjoy putting weird (but delicious) things in her baking and will never miss an opportunity to put curse words in the icing. She also enjoys reading out bad poetry submissions at school paper staff meetings.

My Pet Spot

| November 2, 2012 | 4 Comments

Meet my pet Spot. He is a bit shy, but he loves to walk his owner. If you want he can come to visit, but hide all your cookies for he will eat them all.

PoBear

| November 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

PoBear is just sitting on top of the hill watching the whimsical world go by.

#21 – Timmy Phillips

| December 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

 

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#20 – Myau

| December 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

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#19 – Hired Muscle

| December 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

 

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#18 – Arc

| December 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

 

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#17 – Puli

| December 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

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