Tag: condiments
#13 Queso Sauce
Queso is Salsa’s cousin(by marriage) and also a big fan of Lucha Libre. Forever on the hunt to complete his trios and fight for justice and the Lucha libre way!
#12 The Packets
Hot, Mild, and Fire are kind of the Huey, Louie, and Dewey of the Condiments. Always getting in trouble and going on adventures, only to need bailed out at the last minute.
#11 Salsa
Salsa is synonymous with parties, and Salsa himself is no exception! Always down for drinking and party games, Salsa is first to arrive and last to leave, even if its by Police shopping cart. 😉
#10 Secret Sauce
Who and what the origins of Secret Sauce are is a mystery to be sure, but what is known is his fight against the stale and rotten core of injustice…and food!
#9 Dijon Mustard
Even with his beret and French accent, not everyone is convinced of Dijons roots. Regardless , Dijon is quick to judge, and very judgemental of those he doesnt know. Hell, he’s judgemental of those he does know even!
#8 Honey Mustard
Spicy and saucy at the same time, Honey knows how to add her own special flavor to any situation.
#7 ‘Basco Hot Sauce
‘Basco is the “Dos Equis Man” of the Condiment world. Lavish stories of his adventures and exploits surround his every visit.
#6 Malt “Malty” Vinegar
Malty is a bit of a mischievous troublemaker. Quick of wit and smarmy attitude, your best not to call his favorite crisps, “French Fries”.
#5 “Chester” Worcestershire Sauce
Chester has been around for longer than most of the other condiments can remember. Dispensing sage advice and stories of the old times to anyone who asks, sometimes the same story more than once.
#4 Mayo
Mayo is a bit of a loner, used to being left alone until someone wants something has made him a bit of a cynic and hard to approach, but once you get to know him, he has a heart of gold, metaphorically speaking of course 😉
#3 Relish
Relish is the fun and bubbly one of the group. Most at home at ballgames, amusement parks, and on picnics, she’ll always leave you “green” with envy at how she keeps so energetic!
#2 Mustard
Mustard is the other half of the “Ketchup & Mustard” duo. Usually quiet and introverted, Mustard is the sounding board and punching bag for the ever popular Ketchup.
#1 Ketchup
Ketchup is the most widely known and preferred of the condiments and…as such….is a bit of a pompous ass.
Usually found paired with the ying to his yang , Mustard, and dishing out his own personal point of view on the world.
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