Category: Humor
2013 Day 01 – Jasper Asteroid!
Jasper Asteroid will eventually tangle with CatBeard the Lawn Lubber at www.CatBeardProject.wordpress.com
#4 Daily Hate
A national newspaper editor who hates all about him – immigrants, the government, the opposition, women, men – anyone who gets on his wrong side. So right wing that even the most extreme groups say ‘steady on’ He gets the sales and the hits for not giving a damn about ‘ethics’
#04 – Danny, The Cross-Eyed Dog
Danny is a cross eyed dog… but that’s okay. He sees double of everything… and that’s awesome!
Day #1 Nano Writer
I’m playing catch up. Only a few days behind, I think I should be able to do it.
Above is my first entry. This is a NaNoWriMo harried writer with a super-large mocha late. 50,000 words in 30 days. But he has writers’ block, time is ticking and the word count is barely climbing. He’ll do it, though, he does it every year.
Monster #4
Today’s monster character is a somewhat nerdy kaiju. I’m posting this from Tokyo, and feel pretty certain that this fella isn’t going to be wreaking havoc here any time soon. He’s too busy playing with his Nintendo DS.
Day 4: Mister Mustache and Dash
In the time honored tradition of old timey silent children’s programing Mustache and Dash had a very simple formula. Most things looked scarey freaked him out and caused him to run away. Pan back to whatever scared him? Yeah it was actually something normal and not scary at all.
(Today’s character reminds me of my youngest brother… not that he freaks out or anything… just that this character sounds like the kind of thing he’d get a kick out of… If you like ambient chill digital music check out his stuff here)
2013 Challenge: Day 4- Morty, The Glib Reaper
“You came from nothing, you’re going to nothing…whad’ya lose? Â Nothing!”
Morty is an oddly comforting final guide beyond the veil.
#3 – Road
Road is just your average bodybuilder who works as a part-time sales clerk.
I gotta get better colored pencils…
Day 3: Park Ranger Colin Duggan
Often times Tank-Monkey is asked to do more outdoorsy type missions… cuz well… he’s a monkey. Park Ranger Duggan is pretty green when it comes to the world of super monkeys… he tries to understand… he’s a pretty quick study but… it’s a little much to take in sometimes.
2013 Challenge: Day 3- Sir Roderick The Overwhelmed
Sir Roderick, reacting to the news that the banquet requires climbing stairs to attend.
Day 2: Oil Change
Earl Viskus was working in the R&D division of an automotive supply chain, when he accidentally stumbled on the secret of alchemy, or a portion of it. With the ability to transmute dirty oil in to water, he could have gone down the path of a successful entrepreneur with the cleanest automobile maintenance service imaginable. Driven mad by the specific limitation of his discovery, he instead became a villain, obsessed with learning more transmutations, stealing to fund his research, and never succeeding beyond his first fluke….
Day2 – Rianna
Rianna is Loraine‘s Sister, and the more agile of the two. She’s a bit more demented then her sister and hangs out with Orcs and other unsavory characters. She is a whirlwind of death with two daggers in her hands, but she can fight with any weapon or none at all. She is quick and athletic, making her a hard target to hit. Although she may seem evil at times, she is a good person at heart and has a strong ethical code which she lives by.
#2 – Pebble Pisser
No one in the forest can stand the Pebble Pisser. Who could blame them? He smells, he curses, and he saunters around the forest floor just pissing on everything. But if it weren’t for him, the forest would be a dead and rotten tinderbox. No pretty flowers, no lush canopy. Just worms and ticks.
At least that’s what he likes to tell everyone. As, you know, he urinates on everything…
2013 Post#2 — Rat Ninjas
Wilcox Post #2 — Rat Ninjas. Rat Ninjas are apart of a cartoon series I call Foxy and the Toon Agents. This a Saturday-morning-cartoons meets a James Bond-super spy kind of an idea. Needless to say, a herd of cartoon rats( as ninjas) would make for fine villains for the series.
Most of the main characters I created last year, and so I’m just throwing in a couple characters I didn’t get a chance to present up till now.
For the newbie participants in our art challenge: how do you create 30 characters in 30 days? Well, beside being a natural for creating this kind of art project, what I do is create a series of characters. That is, a person can create a whole world of characters as if you were creating a novel, a movie, or a TV show. You wouldn’t just have one character for the above, you would create a whole cast of characters to play out the story/stories.
I mentioned Foxy and the Toon Agents above. In that, I have the lead of the series, Foxy, as a cartoon fox with James Bond abilities(he gets by with his imagination, cunning, and stealthy quickness). Foxy’s big boss at the Toon Agents is Ursa(she’s a real bear to work for). Then there’s Miss Kitty, a Persian cat fem fatale; and Lester, a mouse who thinks enthusiasm and active effort are a replacement for knowledge and experience. And, of course, the villains — Professor Lobo(a mad scientist type) and Agent X(a shadowy figure that uses hulking strength and terror to finish his missions). Take the number of characters I just mentioned and the Rat Ninjas, and that’ll adds up to seven characters. Plus, if you run out ideas for characters in one series, then you can also create other series to help out.
Hope everyone here has a great time with the art challenge. I know I will.
#2 Cheese Puff
This is Cheese Puff, named after one of my old flat mate’s hamster. He has the ability to stand on his hind legs and can understand humans. He isn’t that bright though as he doesn’t realise there is no advantage to standing on his hind legs. He is loyal and helps out where he can, but there is something troubling about his vacant stare.
#2 – Archie Gupta, Plate Collector
Archie Gupta, collects collector plates “ironically.” He specializes in kittens and old TV shows that start with “D” (Dynasty, Dukes of Hazzard, Dallas, etc.). – mike r. baker
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