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#6 Col RAMS

| November 6, 2013 | 0 Comments

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A genetically modified sheep – bred to be a leader not a follower!

Day #5 Determined Eagle

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determined eagle sketch by Wendy Martin

Day #3 A. Rabbit

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A. Rabbit sketch by Wendy Martin

Day 5: Cage Match

| November 5, 2013 | 0 Comments

Shapeshifting synthetic being, only able to take the form of characters portrayed by Nicolas Cage. Powers unlocked through phrases such as “Not the bees!”, “Put…the bunny….back…in the box.”, or “I can eat a peach for hours.”

 

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Day 5: Andy Dandy- The Fly Guy

| November 5, 2013 | 2 Comments

JFKDay5_13Andy Dandy likes to put his best foot forward… but the fact that he’s a mutant fly person seems to be standing in the way of his full potential… you could say that Andy’s kinda thick about that point… he doesn’t get what’s so obvious to everyone else… the fact that he throws up all over lunch before devouring it is just how business is done!

 

Little Planty Boy

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#5 – Sir Fairfield

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An adventurer. A seeker of relics. His most recent find: A pair of Rocket Boots.He was quite pleased, burned cloak be damned.

#4 Kung Po Panda

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Po … no, not THAT one, it is a common name, you know … was a panda with a great destiny: to be the Dragon Warrior.  Unfortunately he lived quite close to Mr. Ping’s Noodle Restaurant and became addicted to one of their delicacies, Kung Po Noodles.  So while Po … yes, THAT one …went on to join the Furious Five as the Kung Fu Panda, Po … the OTHER one … drowned his sorrows in tub after tub of spicy goodness, becoming bigger and bigger, and earning himself a less distinguished name: the Kung Po Panda!!!

# 3 Ditto

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Ditto is a mysterious character who operates on the fringe of the law. He has allegedly been seen at the scene of several jewel robberies and witnesses swear that he is able to split into two or more versions of himself and in some cases appearing behind a guard that had the drop on him and knocking the guard unconscious.

#2 Behemoth

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Behemoth was born a mutant weighing in at seven foot six and near 500 pounds. highly recruited by Kristy Kelly who put together C.H.A.M.P.S and the Awesome 5!, Behemoth shunned the superhero spotlight and in fact tried procedures to reduce his stature which ironically made him stronger and turned his skin blue.

#1 Krank

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Krank was just an average career criminal until he agreed to take part in an experiment because he was low on cash. What he was transformed into was a rampaging maniac with an addiction to pure electricity. Every few hours he must connect to a battery charger to renew his life force giving him superhuman strength for a short time.

#2 Dog wizard

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#4 Leaves

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2013 Day 04

 

Leaves is a pile of leaves who can change it´s shape according to it´s mood or destination.

Here we have some of it´s forms. The form of a woman was to visit cities and get near humans as Leaves find them interesting.

The dragon like shape is when Leaves get into a tornado (no matter the size of said tornado).

Have fun!

=^.^=

#3 Sable

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Interdimensional crime never stops – nor does Sable.

A reject of a late-night brainstorm of silver-age Marvel writers, Sable still proudly wears his Marvel boots, even though he’s been totally forgotten. To this day he still totes his calligraphy brush, ink stick and water pouch, though his back complains more and more. Sable can summon an interdimensional portal with just the swash of his oversized brush, allowing him to travel where and whenever he likes so he can practice his Chinese character drills in peace.

Please note that he hates it when people mistake his expensive, giant calligraphy brush for an everyday mop. It is NOT a mop.

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#05 – Drew Fuss

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Drew Fuss is your typical everyday kid…  he enjoys pizza and playing video games, and hanging out with friends.

Baby Rock

| November 5, 2013 | 1 Comment

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Day 5: Gregory Fox the Boxer-Wearing Ox

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#05 Gregory Fox, the Boxer-Wearing Ox
Hmm… I hate to say but….I think I really hate Ox now. This one was sooo frustrating!
Of all the pieces thus far, definitely my least favorite! HMPH
… But I hope you enjoy it anyways!

#3 Percy Sutton: Artesianal Vegan Baker

| November 5, 2013 | 5 Comments

#3 Percy Sutton: Artesianal Vegan Baker

Percy has been baking since the age of 4. It’s been a lifelong passion of his, starting with his older sisters old EZ Bake. Of course, as a child, he was often left to be his own taste tester, & as a result was always a bit on the heavier side. Between his weight & his “girly” pursuits, he was picked up mercilessly. But as Percy grew older, he became obsessed with making healthy food delicious & delicious food healthy & somewhere meeting in the middle. After school, he went to Europe, perfecting some of the more traditional aspects of his craft at the most prestigious bakeries in France & Italy. He came back home, only to go & study in places like San Fransisco, & later Portland, where he began to incorporate their more health-conscious & natural elements. It even helped him shed the pounds too.

He eventually settled down & started purveying his own baked goods through Biscuit, his own shop in East Austin, TX. Opening the doors at the age of 24, he’s been baking bread & other items for almost a full decade now. The bread, of course, is his specialty. Offering six different varieties, he’s got his own special ingredients & methods that make each of his gluten free loaves the rave of the town. While his customers usually come in for the desert items, your cupcakes, your pastries, they get tempted & always leave with some the bread too. As Percy has put it, “Why not enjoy that same delightful experience when you’re just having a sandwich or a piece of toast? And it’s good for you! Better than that store shit.”

It’s a huge seller, & Percy sometimes finds it hard to keep up with all the demand, but he really enjoys trying. With the amount of business going through his shop, it’s easily the top Artesianal Vegan Bakery in town (& considering you can only find that kind of an establishment in a city like Austin, probably the state as a whole). Seeing him as a bit of a small-time celebrity, his customers often ask why someone with his skills & passion doesn’t have his own show yet.

What?
Oh. That?
Yeah, uh Percy doesn’t really like talking about that. It started as just a simple rash on his shoulder. He knew he shouldn’t have scratched or picked at it but it was just so itchy though. When it started to get really bad, he tried using all natural & holistic remedies, because they’re supposed to be healthier for you, you know? But then things really seemed to get out of hand. It turned blue, then black. It sprouted teeth, eyes, wiggly little tentacle like nerve-endings, then the weird whitish brainy-guts bits. The claws that budded off were a strange development, but he’s recently gotten an okay amount of control over them some times. While the whole thing might be a little off putting to look at, he’s grown pretty used to it by now & it’s not going to let it stop him. Though he’s pretty sure that it’s the reason the 24 hour cooking channels keep rejecting his pitches for a show.
If you see him, just don’t draw too much attention to it & you’ll be fine.

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I had originally planned on starting with this on Friday as my first but you can probably guess why it’s taken me a while to finish. Part of the reason was that on Sunday, I saw a comic artist on my facebook page say the only thing people were getting out of 30 Characters was 30 halfassed drawings. Out of spite, I took my time & went the full Tetsuo. That & it’s just fun to draw body horror sometimes. Either way, I ask you, still half-assed? Whatever, the internet’s been dumb lately, & I like drawing tentacles sometimes.

Also, moral of the story: this is what happens when you don’t eat meat.

More soon as I play catch up. I might have a bit of extra time today, so let’s hope.

2013 Challenge: Day 5- Algernon Pickwiggins

| November 5, 2013 | 0 Comments

Algernon Pickwiggins

 

 

Algernon is a consummate gentleman’s gentleman. Not even his on demise in 1948 has kept him from his duties. Stiff upper lip..and everything else too.

#5 Eggplantine

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04: Humbert

| November 4, 2013 | 0 Comments

Character Name: 
Mr. Humbert Greyfellow

Brief Bio/Description:
Humbert is a self-made man – well, whale-man. He had a knack for business and made his first small fortune by giving the people in his town what they wanted and needed, for a competitive price. Which, at the time, was the news. He worked out the best possible routes to serve the most people in the shortest amount of time and was able to fill more orders on his own than several other postal veterans could with their combined efforts. His mind for mechanics and logistics took him through several local businesses, until he started his own, in furniture. And protection. He doesn’t like to be called the Boss. And his kindness is genuine. But, it’s still “Mr. Greyfellow” to you.

Style Commentary:
I wanted to break way from the alien-people I’ve been doing, so I flipped through the first few pages of deviantART today, and I got hit with this image of a round, hunched, maybe-jovial, maybe-scheming whale-like creature. So, I took to my Photoshop pencils and drew him. Twice, actually (I messed up my layers and had to re-do him). I almost stopped at the sketch stage, but since I’ve been doing so well with colors, I pushed through! I wanted to make him subdued and somber. He still has a little bit of a domineering presence, but his peak is behind him, and he is growing slowly tired of his business empire. Perhaps now he seeks peace and rest, and an heir to his dominion.

2013 Day 4–CowQuake

| November 4, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Day 4: The Horrific Handman

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Day 4 – Roxanne

| November 4, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Roxanne is a cosplay monster. She is basically the epitome of all things cosplay, good or bad. Below is a list of every item she is wearing from some fandom. They only item not from a fandom is her blue and green cloak, which she always wears.

 

Sailor Moon: boots

Lord of the Rings: Gandalf’s staff

The Little Mermaid: t-shirt and skirt

Harry Potter: Gryffindor tie

The Last Unicorn: Lady Amalthea’s hair

Supernatural: Demon Eyes

Star Wars: Zabrak Dathomirian Skin

 

#4 – Rooster Jack

| November 4, 2013 | 1 Comment

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Rooster Jack. Excitable, nervous, twitchy and wiry. Looks timid but always ready for a fight. Like Sriracha sauce. – mike r. baker

#2 Rose Plumeria

| November 4, 2013 | 0 Comments

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After moving to Japan to teach English, Rose soon discovered that she could command the lifeforce of flowers at will—thrive or die, blossom or wilt, all a the blink of an eye. Her talents made her a huge celebrity in Japan and her presence has rocked the world of competitive ikebana to its very core. But, as a wise poet once sang, every rose has its thorn, and our Rose harbors her own terrible secrets…

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No #4 Frank Raabirck

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See more of my work HERE!

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#4 – Shurkette

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Shurkette, or Kettie as her regulars know her, used to let ’em get under her skin. Until she fought back with the wrong warlock. Now she’s cursed to walk the earth with a pair of tiny human legs. The horror!

#3 – Roger Rob-It

| November 4, 2013 | 1 Comment

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When deciding to pursue a life of crime, Roger thought outside the box. No one would suspect a cute rabbit as a thief! Clearly Roger is neither cute nor a rabbit, so he invented a pair of rabbit boots to fit the role. Aside from their good luck, they also help him escape the scene by leaps and bounds!

#4 Mobile Tele

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2013 Post#4 — Penn

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Wilcox post#4 — Penn