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#9 Djinn of the Po

| November 9, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Usually you get a Genie to appear by rubbing a lamp – who’s going to rub a toilet bowl? No wonder he’s upset….!

Day 9: Gary Snider the Gatorsnake

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#09 Gary Snider the Gatorsnake

2013 Post#7 — Forever True

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Wilcox Post#7 — Forever True

Forever True is an anthropomorphic cartoon rabbit who is friend of Foxy Dream(who I posted in last year’s challenge).

2013 Challenge: Day 9:- Big Bad Baby

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Big Bad Baby

 

 

Well, “Bad” and “Baby”, at least. Two out of three ain’t bad!

(Just don’t tell him I said that, okay?)

Day 8 – The Verbumate

| November 9, 2013 | 1 Comment

Day 8 - Verbumate FINAL

The Verbumate is a jerk. He loves to tease with impossible riddles and has bad taste in jokes and jesting.

Day 7: Moo-gma (Lava Cow)

| November 9, 2013 | 1 Comment

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#9 The KOALA

| November 9, 2013 | 0 Comments

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In a freak accident involving a SOBER savage Koala and a mystical Bruja witch, Alec Casava (yes like the cake, but not as squishy) became cursed and the tattoo of a gentle koala on his chest brings out his super Luchadore powers, but only when he is sober. When he is drunk, he becomes soft and cuddly and huggable… Unfortunately ( or is it fortunately? ) because of his size and genetic makeup is 99.999999%(the 9’s keep going) incapable of getting so drunk to be weakened into a cuddly huggable guy. He also makes a delicious casava cake. WHY?! because people always ask “Hey Alec, can you make a casava cake?” and then they laugh as if they’re super smart for being the first person to come up with that joke. JOKES on them, Alec CAN make casava cake.  And he feeds it to them with a dash of eucalyptus leaves.

Favorite Move: The Koala Shuffle (hugs opponent around the waist while shifting from the torso down to the legs like a koala moves down a branch)

Signature Move: The KOALA (hugs opponent until he or the opponent falls asleep and continues to hold without losing grip)

 

#4 The Ninja Squirrel

| November 8, 2013 | 0 Comments

Ninja SquirrelYou try and take his nuts.

I wish I hadn’t played around with the background, it’s one of those cases of not knowing when to stop but he was a spot of fun so his purpose was served despite not producing the end result I wanted.

 

#8 Mr Sasquatch

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A failed TV reality TV star, he would do anything to get himself into the news again….

#9 Salty Fire Captain

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#8 Metro Pirate

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Leftover from inks I did yesterday. Not real excited about it. Lazy, sloppy and blond hair two days in a row. Also, taking the cheap way out by drawing caricature head shots instead of characters in a pose. The original drawings are small though… 4.5” x 8.5” on a bunch of leftover scraps of resume paper I kept from like 10 years ago. I’m all excuses.

#1 Mark The Shark

| November 8, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Background: He is Mark The Shark and he is a member of the Razor Claws -team. They play seabed soccer in the Ocean cup. Their team current rank is 5th.

I didn’t plan anything at all before I started to draw this. And it’s obvious.

2013 Challenge: Day 8- HSSLSHK

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HSSLSHK

 

 

Or just “Slick” to his friends.

Wu 06: The Glasses

| November 8, 2013 | 1 Comment

The Glasses

The glasses are the most important in characterization. When something needs readjusting or someone needs to be more intelligent – glasses to the rescue! Sometimes glasses can even define a complete character – making others assume they are actually just the glasses.

#07 – Shroomz

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In an enchanted forest lurk a species of evil mushrooms.  They are not really anything more than a bunch of ankle-biters.

#02 and 03, Officer Chris with Nelson

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Eager young Animal Control Officer Chris and his justice-loving German Shepherd, Nelson. They find themselves called to Brookline Road on a very regular basis,  invariably involving www.catbeardproject.wordpress.com

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Day 7: Norvall

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#7 California Girl

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#7 Secret Shopper

| November 7, 2013 | 1 Comment

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She always get to the sales first!

#6 Greasy Toughguy

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Monster #6 — Hello Cthuhulu

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2013 Challenge: Day 7- Serena

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Serena

 

 

When you’re Serena, everything looks like a squirrel.

2013 Challenge: Day 6- Chuck

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Chuck

 

 

In all the oceans, no one is as manly as Chuck.

 

You can watch him take form from nothing to inks right here, too! :

http://youtu.be/ecfWJJTzLOk

#3 el luchador más feliz

| November 7, 2013 | 6 Comments

el luchador más feliz

El luchador más feliz (the happiest wrestler) is the only man to have fought Death and bested him. Known throughout the land as the most joyful of all of the Luchadors  when Más feliz encountered Death in his little home village he demanded that Death leave his family and friends alone.  Death challenged him to several competitions before finally succumbing before Más feliz in a battle of endurance which Más feliz of course faced with good nature and a smile.

Claiming Death’s belt and scythe as his trophies he ordered Death to resume his duties without the overzealous approach that he had been acting with.

PS I’m really loving this challenge…

Lee

Too Short to be a Stormtrooper

day 6- Candi the Brownie

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30Characters-6- Brandi Today’s monster girl is Candi the Brownie… She needed a goatee…

Day 6: Biscuit Bigby

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#4 Rocket Billy Mechanized ExoSuit Mk. “Deuce

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#4 Rocket Billy Mechanized ExoSuit Mk.

The Naval ExoSuit Defense Squadron has had a long (albeit mostly secret) career. Fending off alien invasion forces & stomping evil machinations developed by evil scientists, their three-story-tall battle mechs were often the first & last line of defense since the end of World War II. But in this day & age of cutbacks & fiscal belt-tightening, there was just no way the US Government could feasibly foot the titanic cost alone. Enter the “edgy organic fast food” chain Rocket Burger (a subsidiary of the Scrimm Group). After ponying up 150% of the squad’s annual operation budget, the company was now calling the shots. The last three remaining Mk I ExoSuits were given new Rocket Burger paint jobs, with the corporate mascot, Rocket Billy & his trusty jet pack emblazoned on their carbon fiber chestplates. Veteran pilot Lt. Chance Murphy couldn’t help but feel like a complete shill. But at least he was still piloting.

And then Jakarta happened. Members of the squad still don’t like talking about the incident, or the hellish volcano beasts from deep with in the Earth’s Mantle that they had to face that day. In the end, Chance was the last pilot standing (with one KIA, while the other, struggling with a severe case of PTSD, may never be mentally able to pilot again), his ExoSuit torn limb from limb.  Though the day was barely saved, the future of the squad once again looked uncertain. That was until Rocket Burger came back with another, bigger check.

Using whatever scraps they could, the crew combined the working elements of the three demolished suits into a single, new & improved unit, all tucked into a Rocket Burger-approved chassis. “Rocket Billy,” standing at roughly 18ft & shaped to the exact proportions, is the spitting, robotic visage of the fast food chain’s mascot. Equipped with two rockets made from the parts of old Titan warheads, he can even fly through use of his working jetpack. Carrying a concealed weapons payload tucked away in various parts of his body, Rocket Billy can tackle pretty much any threat quite handily. But the atomic rays tucked into his each palms are usually enough. The execs have taken to calling him the Mk. Deuce, as a matter of cross promotion synergy after the Deuce, Rocket Burger’s special variant of the double cheeseburger.

But, at the end of the day, Lt. Chance Murphy, the last remaining exopilot, didn’t sign up to play the role of corporate mascot. Jaded by having to fly the world over, opening a brand new Rocket Burger location almost daily, he feels like he’s gone from shill to complete corporate goon. “At least you’re still piloting. At least you’re still piloting.” He mantras, before hitting the coupon cannon that fires a shower of buy one, get one free vouchers to a greedy, overly-enthusiastic crowd. He bides his time until the next global threat.

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I’m kind of obsessed with the idea of how corporations would operate in a superhero comic world, so that’s where the kernel of this idea started. Endorsing superheroes & funding things like this just as a means of advertising & promotion doesn’t seem outside the realm of possibility. I mean they’ll rename historic sports stadiums like it’s nothing. I think the look came from the continuity of the Big Guy & Rusty cartoon & the idea of combining the two. Ultimately, I think I opted too rockabilly hipster versus atomic age robot. Figured he’d be scuffed up & battle damaged some too from previous scuffles, but I might’ve over done it. The flight crew member is there just to give an idea of scale. I like how the tailcode came out. Figured it would probably have to have something like that.

More soon. Getting really good feedback & a lot of kind words. I really appreciate it!

#2: Auto-Tune

| November 6, 2013 | 0 Comments

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The secret alter-ego of the villanous Auto-Tune is none other than the saccharine sweet teen celebrity Polly Popp!

The starring role on a long-time children’s television show wasn’t enough for Polly, nor were her teen fashion, make-up, or perfume lines. No, what Polly Popp REALLY wanted to do was be on the radio.

The only problem…she couldn’t carry a tune if it had straps!

After exhausting all possible options, her manager hooked Polly up with a revolutionary new prototype…a sentient auto-tuning device that could turn ANYONE into an amazing singer. Unfortunately, once the device bonded with Polly, it didn’t want to let go.

Now, Auto-Tune is in control…armed with 30,000 watt audio-cannons pumping out vicious, over-produced pop riffs, no one is safe from noise pollution.

 

Creator’s Note: Auto-Tune was created to be the natural nemesis of Boombox, created by Matt Zolman in a past #30characters challenge.  Sooner or later, she’ll show up in the pages of EPIC! 

No #5 Frank Raabirck

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#5 Firefighter

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2013 Post#6 — A French Unicorn

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Wilcox Post#6 — A French Unicorn

I guess this falls understand both a “What If…” situation and a play on words. Enjoy.

Incidently, horses don’t usually smile; but I thought a unicorn probably could. 😉