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2013 Challenge: Day 22:- El Peleardor Verde

| November 22, 2013 | 0 Comments

El Peleardor Verde

 

 

El Peleardor Verde (or the Green Grappler, from my woefully inadequate Spanish), is a gentle giant in the All-Class Wrestling division. His record is 19-0, all but one by submission. In that match, his opponent forfeited before he could make it to the ring.

#5 The Discourager

| November 21, 2013 | 1 Comment

 

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#21 – Louie Leprechaun

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments

Louie Leprechaun

You ever think what a crappy gig it is to be a leprechaun?  I mean… you sit at the end of a rainbow… guarding a pot of gold.  Why?  For what purpose?  You’re not gonna give it to somebody if they come along… so you just sit there… waiting… for… death?  That’s a crappy deal… just ask Louie Leprechaun how crappy that is… He’ll let you know.

Day 14 – Rooster Cogsworth

| November 21, 2013 | 1 Comment

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Marshall Rooster Cogsworth aka RoboRooster, the only law on planet C.R.U.D. in the Omega Meta Gamma cluster. Injured in the Great War, as a soldier of fortune he turned to a law abiding gunslinger after his robotic makeover made him see red anytime injustice reared its’ foxy head. C.R.U.D. is a dry and desolate planet full of mutant outlaws, thieves and villains as they and honest citizens vie to claim and mine the elusive, mysterious and possibly living crystalline C.R.U.D., the only substance in the known galaxy that can convert common rocks into gold. Cogsworth and his misfit army are the only stopgap of chaos and lawlessness on C.R.U.D.

Day 18 Dog Gone!

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments

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No one knows how Charley the dog learned to turn invisible, but ever since he first did it, he has relished every moment of his visual anonymity. As Dog Gone, he has been able to pilfer all sorts of dog delicacies- steaks, sausages, hot dogs and the freshest restaurant trash! He has also become the living nightmare of EVERY cat within 15 blocks of his dog house, terrorizing them with invisible barks and unseen (but very much felt) paw swipes. Dog Gone’s fellow canines and friends appreciate his new talents as he has made their lives easier in getting treats and in chasing cats.

2013 Challenge: Day 21:- Phil The Pig

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments

Phil The Pig

 

 

My word!

#20 – Big Cheeze

| November 21, 2013 | 2 Comments

Big Cheeze

Big Cheeze is the biggest, baddest, bulliest, of the rats.  Don’t touch his cheese.

2013 Day 20-Ax-Man

| November 20, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Day 20 & 21 – Beatnips: D.Swagg & Five Dimes

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#22 Time To Eat

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#20 Bamtou

| November 20, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Part Baboon, part crane and all party animal, Bamtou enjoys grooving it up. Unfortunately, she loves showing off those sweet moves where everything is flammable. The magic of the dance groove welling to come out also produces the flaming hairdo and fiery tail that Bamtou sports. She’s still young and the fire control still needs work, but once she’s matured a bit more she’ll be able to manage a better flaming hair and tail style that says classy with a little bit of spunk. She can’t help it if something catches on fire once in awhile…

#19 Djinn Conway

| November 20, 2013 | 0 Comments

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A slave to no one, the once and powerful Djinn has begun establishing a new persona for himself. He happened to find the name Conway enjoyable to hear so he decided to name himself Conway. In a move to jump to the opposite extreme of no shirt every day for about forever… Conway has decided that a down feathered yellow jacket would be appropriate and the sleeves roll up when needed. Since acquiring his freedom, Conway has also acquired a fascination with pants. He loves them. He now walks and wears them everywhere. His magical powers afford him the luxury of having people not make fun of him and his unfortunate taste in clothing. Otherwise, he’s still quite powerful without a master to serve.

#18 Rupez The Doctor

| November 20, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Rupez, does not like wearing pants. He’s “The Doctor” because no one else can stand to wear the smelly mask and he doesn’t consider himself to be a witch. Fortunately for Rupez, the mask does give him some magical power like creating fire for those long lonely nights. Since he has no actual instruction manual on what magic he can actually produce, he is constantly trying different poses and chants that DO make him appear crazy and sometimes can or won’t produce an actual spell.

#21 Caught with Pants Down

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#20 Firefighting Waiter

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#19 – The Littlest Viking

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The Littlest Viking

When he was but a boy of 4 or 5, young Ã…smund stopped growing.  Just could not grow another inch.  His viking brothers went on to be big and strong… but Ã…smund was stuck at his height forever.  But that only made him work harder to prove himself as one of the greatest vikings to ever live.  Never call him a dwarf, though.  Seriously… Never… call… him… a… dwarf!

#10 Ball and Chain Girl

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#8 Striped Assassin

| November 20, 2013 | 1 Comment

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Day 19: Trichord the Grungebot

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

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BBB (Brown Bear Bot)

| November 19, 2013 | 1 Comment

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Round Panda

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#19 Bored Texting

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#18 Exotic Firehouse Dinner

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

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#17: Happy Birthday

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

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#17 Rywn Forest Guard

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Rywn has one of the hardest jobs in the Elven Forest Corp, do not let the forest catch on fire. Trees and plants just suddenly ignite when they’re depressed so it’s Rywn’s primary task to keep the trees and plants happy. Sometimes he has to sing songs or dance a funny jig. For some reason, one of the favorites are when he spins like a ballerina spinning as fast as he can, unfortunately the enjoyable part for the plants is when Rywn throws up. Plants are just cruel…

#16 Sargeant Pulley

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Sargeant Pulley, takes no crap from no one, except his mom. That’s why the only tattoo he’s got is the Heart Tattoo with an arrow through it and the word MOM in the middle. You have to respect a guy who loves his mom, right? He’s also a sargeant, but that doesn’t let stop him from calling home and letting his mom he’s keeping the other boys in line.

2013 Challenge: Day 19:- Happy Hobo!

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

Happy Hobo!

 

If he’s happy, I’m happy.

#18.) Boots

| November 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

30characters18 When Boots was a baby, he was rescued off the side of the road and taken to a local wildlife sanctuary. Having grown up amongst humans for all his life, he ended not being well-suited for life in the wild, so he became the pet for one of the shelter volunteers. While he has proven to be a fairly good companion, he’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

#19 the public transport soul sucker

| November 19, 2013 | 2 Comments

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The public transport soul sucker is an alien parasite that attaches itself to various modes of public transport and then feeds on the hopes and dreams of the passengers.  The creature itself is invisible to the human eye and it can be physically felt when it draws its victims souls out as it secretes a numbing agent that renders them almost catatonic.

There is no real way to eradicate the soul sucker, best buy a car*.

 

*Or is that what the big car companies WANT you to do?!?!?  Maybe it was THEM who introduced this vile space infestation???!

The Yellow Fellow

| November 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

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#15 Dex

| November 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

#15 Dex

 

Don’t let his appearance to fool you. He is the master genius.