Category: Humor
#29 Alan Griffin and the TS36 BattleMech
Elderly Alan Griffin just wanted to buy a hat because the neighbourhood kids told him he should get one to cover his large bald head.
Through a complicated mix-up at Neozon they delivered the TS36 BattleMech instead. Â Skeptical that his new “hat” was going to his liking (why young people had to over complicate things so much he would never know) he followed the instructions and built the augmented exoskeleton.
He complained bitterly to the automated Neozon help line and found them to be very little help indeed.
Resigned to owning a TS36 BattleMech Alan put the suit on and collected his mail. Â To his great delight it halved the time required to perform the task and he found the local children threw a lot less rocks at his roof after he obliterated their treehouse.
Also that damned dog from the Henderson’s has stopped pooping on his lawn.
Day 19: Gary The Angry Mitten
Gary is Angry…. mostly he’s angry that people keep naming cats “Mittens” (AHEM! ) Man he hates when people do that…
#25 – Ninja Camel
Have you ever seen a ninja camel before? No? Well, you’re not supposed to. In fact, now that you’ve seen this one… you’re likely gonna die. Careful, they spit.
#28 Doug McNamee – worst henchman ever
Doug McNamee has lived a charmed existence. Â He started his career as a henchman with the evil Doctor Megloman but quickly undermined his operations to such an extend that the Doctor declared his evil organisation completely bankrupt and shut down. Â Then the drunken henchman wreaked havoc across several evil organisations and despite several close calls he was never killed in any of the evil operations or subsequent collapses of those evil gangs.
More effective than any superhero has ever been the authorities look upon McNamee as a force for good in his evil incompetence.
#26 The Mime
Rocket City’s leading criminal mastermind The Mime. Â He steals your money and then to add insult to injury performs mime because he likes to mash up crime and his “art”. Â He taunts Captain Deadline with selfies posted to his instagram account of him eating invisible food!!!
So, so very evil.
#25 Able Seacat Mister Mittens
Mister Mittens was born a sea salty kitten that wanted more than anything to serve aboard a boat. Â Overcoming an immense fear of water Mister Mittens got his Able Seacat Certification and is working towards one day being a skipper of his own boat.
2013 Challenge: Day 27:- The Wood Tinsman
The finest in tinsmithing, despite those tendril-y digits.
#27 The Tickler
The Tickler is determined to put a smile on your face. When evil appears and sneers in the face of justice, The Tickler assesses the situation and chooses the right tools from his laughter belt. He’s going to take down his opponent with a good rolling on the floor laughing move.
When the bullets start flying, the Tickler’s big ol’ smile is going turn any frown/evilness upside down.
#24 Captain Deadline
Captain Deadline is the most trusted super news broadcaster in Rocket City. Â Bringing all the groundbreaking coverage as good battles evil and Captain Deadline gets the story!
#23 Joseph Webb – the living zombie
When bitten by the overpowering horde of the undead Accountant Joseph Webb thought he was done for. Â Several hours later he awoke in Baron Karsa’s secret laboratory where the mad scientist was perfecting a cure to zombification. As with most of Karsa’s experiments the method got a little garbled and he was able to restore Webb’s mind and more importantly his self control over the desire to needlessly tear into the flesh of the living (zombies have no digestive system). Â After the zombie outbreak was wiped out Joseph returned to his previous career as a top accountant.
#24 Flyt
There is nothing Flyt loves more than the giggle and laughter of babies. Like all fairies and fantasy creatures, this little feather creature brings joyous laughter into the world. He prances around floating from anything that has a tickle bone. For some strange reason, he also enjoys tickling beneath your nose like a scratch you can’t itch and eventually you just have to sneeze.
#21 King Triglos
To be a good ruler, you have to be able to do some things yourself. King Triglos, is trying to prove a point, but this walnut is proving to be his undoing. His trusted power drill arm should do the trick… sometimes you just need a nut.
Day 18: Mister Tea
Mister Tea does have pity for a proper fool… especially when one is termed a “suckah” (oh and telekinetic power over tea based items… fool!)
Day 17: Mittens
You might remember Mister Mustache and Dash from such 30character posts as… THIS ONEÂ well his cat Mittens is usually setting the poor fool up… usually it is Mittens behind a good portion of the things that have Mister running in terror. Cats are evil… and dumb. (actually he’s clever…)
Day 25: Raggok Mansplitter
The final Killosseum entry, a remix on last years Blisterbelch (who also got further treatment here). Below, you can see the fighters and the Killosseum itself, 3D printed in all its glory!
#30Characters Chatter…