Category: Humor
#25.) Albert Albertson
Most people, upon hearing Albert Albertson’s name, laugh at how silly his name sounds. When they meet Albert face-to-face, though, the humor surrounding his name quickly becomes a non-issue.
#24.) The Business Lich
Grigoroff the Great and Terrible was a powerful sorcerer who had turned himself into a lich for the sake of immortality. Unfortunately with the advancement in technology over the years, Griforoff found that his power in arcane magic became less and less relevant in the modern world. He eventually resigned himself to being an accountant. He’s now known as Greg the Business Lich.
day 25 – Jabbernowl
The Jabbernowl. as I see it, a cross between an owl and a donkey. Another term used in W.C. Field’s movie “The Bank Dick” (1940) and refers to a person who is a “blockhead”. The term seems to have been traced to Francois Rabelais’ “Gargantuan and Pantagruel” from 1532 and refers to a person with a large and misshapen head. The concertina? Well, he likes a funky polka beat. (dead computer = unfinished and uncolored – with this one I bow out say I am done after a long couple of days trying to get my computer fixed – the rest are all really rough sketches)
#28 – Cletus
The real reason why Santa didn’t want to go out in the storm in the story of Rudolph wasn’t entirely because of the storm… it was because the last time the snow was storming that hard… Santa accidentally took Donner’s cousin, Cletus, out into the Christmas Eve night sky… And let’s just say Cletus is a little bit more than… “special”. Things happened that night…
#23 – Gnomdar the Barbarin
A force of destruction who brings chaos and death in his wake. Â Who is also a 3 inch high gnome who can’t even spell his own name… Â Full text to come later.
Day 25 Cotton Mularkey, Legal Warrior
Cotton Mularkey originally stood on the side of Justice as Six-Fingered Man. But having six fingers on one hand proved to be a pretty lame super-power and Cotton chose to re-evaluate his  war on crime. Finishing legal school, Cotton decided he would make his mark by fighting super criminals in the courtroom. By taking Doctor Destruction or Monster Smash to civil court, Cotton learned he could keep these super villians tied up for weeks, maybe months, thus keeping them from turning resources and time to their diabolical schemes.
#18 Supreme President of the Armored Cheese-Fiends
A cheese based lifeform, cheese-fiends’ interest in Earth lied in her naturally superior cloning facilities. (Though most of them are appalled at how cheese-kind get treated.)
On at least one occasion, his plans have been thwarted by this guy.
Note: I’m uploading this and The Marvelous Man-Spider after posting all the stuff related to VAMPIRE ROBOTS FROM MARS and THE RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE ROBOTS FROM MARS.
#14 The Marvelous Man-Spider
Sam Stabilo was an average spider until one day he got bitten by a radioactive man…
Note: I’m uploading this and Supreme President of the Armored Cheese-Fiends after posting all the stuff related to VAMPIRE ROBOTS FROM MARS and THE RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE ROBOTS FROM MARS.
2013 Challenge: Day 30:- FIREPLUG
The Tiny Titan of Terror helps me round up my third year of the challenge! Â Thanks to everybody who participated, you guys inspire me, and I’m going to spend the time between now and next year poring over your stuff! Special thanks to #TylerJames for getting the ball rolling, and keeping it rolling.
Day 30: The Syndicate
Every great pro wrestling act has to have a rivalry… even Slamazing Sam When Slamazing retired from Wrestling, The Syndicate tried to find work but he was always just remembered as Slamazing’s foil.
#9 & #10 Klimple & Wif: Waste Disposal Associates
There are certain things that you don’t really ever want to keep around. Hazardous byproducts, ancient relics, One Direction paraphenalia, etc. That’s where guys like Klimple & Wif come in. It’s their job to take unwanted materials from one dimension & safely deposit them in another, effectively eliminating whatever that item was from that original dimension’s plain of existence. You got a problem with that? You gotta take it to their bosses, Klimple & Wif are just “associates.” Aside from booming business, both Klimple & Wif’s lives have been on a bit of an upswing. Klimple just won a landmark legal action that grants him permission to wear his father’s carved skull as battlemask in the workplace, as is his cultural tradition, while Wif has finally found a proper course of treatment that stops his bioluminescent acne. — Had the idea of interdimensional trashmen & it got weirder & weirder from there. Probably in the same story universe as the first & last character I did last year. Chances are I’m definitely not hitting 30 tomorrow but let me get out the last couple of guys I was working on anyhow (I’ll have another one after this). Like I said, something came up & I had to prioritize this month. And I feel lame but it is what it is. And I’m still looking to reach my goal of 52 characters for the whole year. Those will eventually be posted on my tumblr (along with a color version of this), & then eventually my blog at some point, so keep checking back.
#30Characters Chatter…