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Karl the Kappa

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#29 Walter Gecko

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Small and sneaky, Walter is always lurking. Don’t let his cuteness fool you. He’s an unexpected mighty warrior in any battle!

#29-No $@#! Sherlock

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No $@#! Sherlock is the cousin of the famous detective we all know so well. The difference being he always points out the most obvious clues. The things anyone will notice. His deductions will impress no one, but his friends are too kind to point this out and instead act impressed with his detective skills.

#29: The Dreamer

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Text reads:

“This is a girl with an inverted head

She thinks that what’s real’s what she dreams in her bed.

And when she awakes, she walks in a fantasy

Her school and her friends are not part of reality

She dreamed up the grass and the trees and the sky

And chooses to live where it’s mundane to fly.”

Nearly there, guys…

#19 – Dust Bunny

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Whether you’ve seen your’s or not, everyone has a monster that lives under their bed.  This is mine; He’s pretty quiet most of the time, only causing a fuss if we put too much junk under there.

 

Shane S
ShaneMadeArt.blogspot.com

 

#29 – The Triple Scooped Terror

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#29 – The Triple Scooped Terror

Three scoops of sentient ice cream, three different personalities, three flavors, and just one goal – to hunt you down and give you the dreaded brain freeze. Each scoop has its own distinct weapon and fighting style. The Sprinkle Launcher, the Cherry Bomb, and Throwing Waffle Spikes all combine together to disable you and leave you helpless before the might of the three flavors.

These brain freeze assassins tend to stick to the cooler climates so you’re pretty safe as long as the temperature is high enough.

Another sketch by my talented son JT.

#26 Old Man Twig

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#30 Tailor

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Taylor the tailor will measure you within an inch of your life!

#29 Snaps

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This dillusionoid thinks he has the power to snap his fingers and make things happen.

#28 Hank The Hand-y Man

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Hank wants to be a superhero so badly. He is a carpenter by trade. He came up with the the idea to replace his hands with tools, in the hopes of becoming a new member of the latest superhero squad. Unfortunately for Hank he didn’t think his plan through. As you see here, he goes through lots of pain and suffering when he has to go to the bathroom.

 

 

 

#27 The Couponer

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The Couponer only thinks he has super powers. He has handsomely fashioned an eye patch to his non-superhero costume. He lost his eye last year in Black Friday shopping incident.

 

 

 

G. Brett Williams #27 – Stanford Faraday, The Librarian

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The Librarian, better known by the name Stanford Faraday, was a professor of English at a fairly well-to-do university.  But in his earlier days, when Stanford Faraday was just a lowly graduate assistant spending the majority of his time fetching coffee and hiding in the library, something quite magnificent happened to him.  While working on site at the library, shelving books and cataloguing titles, Stanford made his way into the deep, dark recesses of the library, into the bowels of the the beast where the university’s most esoteric volumes were stored.  Once down there, he was attracted to faint glow that seemed to be coming from one of the farthest corners of the collection.  When he reached the glow, he found a cloth covering a fairly plain piece of flat stone that glowed rather brightly, despite having no discernible light source.  Upon the stone were etched words in a language so lost to time that Stanford had never before encountered it.  Overwhelmed by a desire to experience the tactile sensation of holding the object, Stanford Faraday placed his fingertips on the cold, flat face of that stone and found his life inexorably changed.  He didn’t remember the next few moments.  All Stanford remembered was finding the stone, then finding himself seated at a desk where he’d previously been working.  It was as if no time had passed.  The stone, an ancient relic of unknown origin, was said to have written upon it all the knowledge of the world, from the beginning, to the end.

Stanford felt different after that day.  His mind was clearer, his thoughts crisper.  He found that he could predict with some accuracy the weather for the day, could sense moments just before they happened, could find the solution to a problem with more speed than before.  Pretty soon, he realized that it was the stone, that something must have happened to him when he touched that stone.  For a bit he used this new found brain power for fun and profit, doing things like making bets at the dog track and the like.  But Stanford Faraday was a good man and good will out.  After the campus was hit with a rash of nighttime assaults on female students, Stanford knew it was time to act.  He studied the patterns, found the pieces of the puzzle the police had missed out on, and soon managed to catch the criminal in the act.  Of course Stanford Faraday was no fighter, so the act of catching said criminal left something to be desired.  He would have to become a better weapon if he were going to continue to do this.

Utilizing the heightened powers of his new intellect, Stanford studied boxing, military tactics, the martial arts, survival skills, amazing himself at how quickly he was able to pick up the intricacies necessary to master these skills.  Before long, he found himself possessed of the necessary tools to fight crime, which he did with great aplomb.  Until one day something went terribly wrong, and Stanford Faraday, the crimefighter known as The Librarian, hung up his mask for good.

The villainous Dr. Night, the Surgeon of the Shadows, had landed in Stanford’s hometown and was painting his bloody scenes across the streets.  Never before had Stanford come up against a villain so cunning as Dr. Night, and the ease of his successes as a crimefighter had lulled him into a fall sense of security.  Stanford was ill-prepared for the Dr.  Dr. Night managed to confound Stanford at every turn.  A total of twelve people were killed by the Surgeon of the Shadows before he tired of his dirty business and moved on to warmer climes.  Stanford never recovered from this failure.  He retired from crimefighting, went back to his studies, and eventually became a professor of English at the university.   It was during this time he met his wife, Margaret.

Margaret and Stanford had a very stoic relationship, as the sadness he felt from his failure to save those people from Dr. Night permeated everything he did.  As their relationship grew longer, and his years as a professor collected, his abilities faded.  The trick to the stone’s power was the pursuit of knowledge.  Without a thirst for knowledge, no knowledge would come.  Sure, as a professor Stanford still sought knowledge, and when he did so he found it easier than most to retain it, but the vast computational power of his brain had waned.  He was a sad, complicated man.  So when a young student showed an increasing interest in him, he allowed himself a moment of weakness.  At 42, he was seventeen years the girl’s elder, but her fire and her passion for life, her zest for knowledge, reignited his own.  Suddenly the powers of the stone were evident again and all felt right with the world.  But with all things of this nature, the truth eventually crept out from the shadows and made itself known.  The girl discovered she was pregnant and Stanford came clean to Margaret, who immediately demanded a divorce.  The young student, heartbroken by the tragedy of the whole incident, left the school.  Before she left she told Stanford where she was going and, despite never again desiring to be with the man, always kept him abreast of her location so that he could money for the children; two twin boys she’d named Jackson and Jonathan.

The loss of her swelled inside him, made him ache.  From this loss, he never recovered.  His world was a dark place, void of true purpose, until the day she came to him, desperate for help.  One of his sons, Jackson, had inherited more than just a thirst for knowledge from his father;  he’d inherited the powers of the stone!

#27 Miss Cheivus

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#27 Miss Cheivus (Fantasy/Anthropomorphic Animal Cartoon)  Miss Cheivus lives in a cartoon world with Thoughtful Kitty (post #3), Alice Paca (post #7), and Saint Felix (post #25). Miss Cheivus has an adventurous soul, one that usually lands her in trouble about as often as not. She has the time to adventure around the countryside, plus a few other countries beside, because her family is wealthy. In other words, the adventurous life is aprt of her expensive tastes. But don’t think she is just “a little poor rich girl”; she is more than capable of taking on problems that confront her. For example, she not only has her own jet plane to travel around in (she gave it the name “Thunderbird”), she also flies it.

#20 Imalittleteapot-Man

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Matt Yerbatski is a high ranking officer of the law and collector of teapots.  One particular teapot in his possession just so happens to be imbued with phenomenal cosmic powers.  By reciting the not to secret oath, the teapot engulfs Yerbatski forming an impenetrable suit around him, granting him unimaginable strength, the power of flight, and the ability to somehow pour scalding water from his hands when tipped over.

30 – Beryl Jones

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In a remote part of the Welsh Coast there is a lonely penninsula, and on this there is an orchard, a few houses and a lonely Inn – the Green Lion.  It’s a small establishment mainly frequented by locals, and of course the people who travel for a taste of the pear cider.  No one is entirely sure where the pears originated from, but at the back of a perfectly ordinary orchard is a single ancient tree that still bears fruit.  These pears are brewed separately to the others - and sold only to visitors willing to pay exhorbitant prices.  The reason, is that the Cider has various properties – it extends life, causes any ailment to not be cured but to permenantly stabilise.  Most famous perhaps of it’s abilities are the ability to see the future and how to change it, making it very highly sought after.  Beryl Jones is the latest member of the family to own the business - while she only appears 16 years old, she is well into her 30s due to the effects of the cider.  The owners of the establishment tend to live for many years until they eventually leave home and disappear for ever.  They wear the blindfold while serving the cider because even the presence of  the vapours in the eyes can cause prophetic-hallucinations in someone who has been exposed to the cider for so long…

#22 Mr. Daruma

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Among the truckers, there is talk of an old man. They call him Mr. Daruma, on account of the large daruma statue he carries around with him. He walks along secluded bits of highway, waiting on trucks to pass. When he sees one, he extends his thumb, hoping to catch a ride. If asked where he’s going, he will remain perfectly silent, signaling for them to simply go ahead. He’ll ride with them for miles & miles, not saying a word. Eventually, when the trucker’s guard is down, they will look over & see no one there.

This story has prevailed for years. Everyone knows someone that knows someone who helped Mr. Daruma along, but no one directly. No one knows if he’s human or some kind of spirit. It is widely believed though, that crossing paths with him will result in tremendous luck. So if you see a little old man out along the road, don’t hesitate.

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Got the idea for him while I was typing up the spiel on #15, #16, & #17, & just decided to bust him out right quick. He lives in the same world of trucker samurais. I might even make it so he wears the daruma on his head, but I like the scrunched up old man face. Should’ve spent a little more time thinking about the rest of his get up but I was going with an old depression era dustbowl drifter meets sensei look. Ultimately, I think giving that story a kind of traditional Japanese Supernatural edge might be pretty cool. Or lame. Gotta keep working on it to see.

#21 Fe-Male

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The wealthy playboy known simply as Ivan is the heir to the Blacktower Defense fortune. Someone as notable as him receives a lot of different threats on a daily basis, some much larger than others. That’s why it helps to have Fe-Male on retainer as his primary bodyguard. While Fe-Male doesn’t make many public appearances, Ivan is happy to speak for & about the mysterious, mechanical stranger. Able to go toe to toe with entire tank battalions, Fe-Male shows not only flight, durability, & energy projection; but also style & finesse, two things Ivan believes are sorely missing among superheroes today. Speaking of things gone missing, the press often finds it strange that Ivan & Fe-Male are rarely ever seen together.

Ivan is fooling no one.

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Get it? Periodic Table humor.

The second of the punny-name-making-the-hero ideas I went with. I hated them both but they almost seemed too bad not to use. Can’t take full credit as I saw a philosoraptor meme image with the text “Iron man. Fe Male?” I just ran with the name. I wanted to play it up & go fierce. Instead, I pulled it back a little just to kind of be practical from a battle standpoint. That being said, I’m guessing the exposed skin is far from practical when bullets & laser blasts are flying around. I just figured it’d help sell the idea. I think my favorite thing about any of this is the leaning on the repulsor. Might’ve goofed the feet a little, but I like the pose.

29 – Zhang Li

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Despite the widespread use of interstellar comminications, technology is not cheap enough to transfer items securely between distant worlds.  Into this niche in the market steps the “Starlight Courier Group” – an expensive but famously reliable group who will send couriers wih your item through space to deliver them to their destinations quickly and securely. They equip their members with powerful space suits with forcefields that allow them to travel at trans-light speeds through space.  Zhang Li is the first recruit to be appointed to their new Pluto base – and the first human in the organisation.  Given her great powers, she occassionally also partakes in a little superheroic work in her time off.

28 – Rita Jongleur

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Rita Jongleur is a 30 year old woman who lives  in Sao Paulo, working as a waitress to support the side profession of a musician at night, but although she is not fully aware of it, she is actually considerably more than this.  From a young age people found there to be something utterlyterrfying to their core if they tried to outstare her.  She also never got ill or even took any injuries.  As she got older, people discovered her music – there is something incredibly hypnotic about it – even playing a known tune there is something about it that prevents people from stopping listening to it.  Later there was revealled a strange thing – extra-dimensional threats absolutely ever happened within a hundred mile radius of a certain street in Sao Paulo.  After they studied the phenomenom – they realized that it centred upon Rita – and incomprehensibly – this was because she was the human embodiment of the universe, and potentially the most powerful being in the universe.  She however remains unaware of this, although she does use her limited powers for good, no one dares let her know of the full extent of her existence for fear that she may begin to use it…

#29 The Aliens’ Undertaker

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A journeyman gravedigger who makes a grim living handling the human fatalities in a countryside village during an occupation by extraterrestrial aliens, Foss must eventually decide where his loyalties lie.

The Aliens’ Undertaker © and TM 2011 Mike Dubisch

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27 – Hrolf Wyrmsbane

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As in many cases, former hunters make great conservationists as they have become intimatly familiar with the species they have formerly pursued.  As an immortal dragon-hunting Demi-god, Hrold Wyrmsbane has killed dragons for century upon century, but it wasn’t until more recently that he came to be aware of the plight of the related Wyverns – a species no way near as dangerous or destructive as full dragons but persecuted intensely because of the common perception that they are merely young dragons.  Hrolf sponsors and works in the Hrolf’s Wyvern Sanctuary and Hatchery to help reestablish this now critically endangered species.  He is still a part time adventurer and fights evil using his enchanted sword and his demi-godly immortality.

#27: Captain Hawkweed of the Fishship Blackthorne

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26 – Charcoal

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 Prior to the recent financial crisis, Charcoal was a minor street vigilante who took down the normal gang members and drug dealers normal for heroes.  However, he has recently got the public attention with his sudden change to high profile action against people people deemed to be responsible for or exacerbating the financial problems.  Although very unpopular with the police for breaking and entering into the houses of the rich, he contacts the person in question threatening a reveal incriminating information unless they donate almost their entire fortune to charity.  If not, he leaks the information to the press.  While mainly equipped with just night vision goggles, bodyarmour and a crowbar, even the worlds most experienced spy agencies are currently uncertain as to his true identity.   He has had mercenaries sent after him but beat them senseless to the point of leaving them in intensive care while leaving the corrupt rich fearing they will be next.

25 – Professor Bludskull

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In 1989, a shadowy consortium of Evil Scientists in the employ of the Dethskull Mercenary Group decided to try and create the most advanced and intelligent combat robot possible, and the result was Bludskull – super intelligent and trained in the use of dozens of weapons.  Unfortunatly for the Evil Scientists, the intelligence proved to be a downside – Bludskull rebelled – not by the traditional robot rebellion means of becoming violent and slaying your creators, but by becoming a pascifist and escaping.  Despite his intimidating appearance, he is a complete pascifist and spends his times as a very highly regarded chemist – aided by the fact that unlike human ones he can handle poisonous and radioactive materials easily.

24 – Doctor Beetle

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The US army has a notoriously runaway military budget which spends money on all manner of hairbrain projects.  One of the most bizarre projects was “Project Aesclepius” – a project to somehow create mobile field medics who would reach soldiers in places inaccessible to troops.  The project was cancelled before it went into mass production but the single result of it was Doctor Beetle. A genetically engineered beetle, about the size of a rabbit, he has added spinarets near his jaws capable of producing silk strong enough to stitch up wounds.  The knowledge to do so is provided by a tiny AI which provides Dr Beetle with all his medical knowhow.  Unfortunatly, although he is a very good field surgeon capable of stitching up wounds to the level of the best human surgeon, he is an appallingly bad diagnostician in regard to anything that isn’t a physical injury, and at a cost of $5 billion to produce him, there are not likely to be any more of him anytime soon.

Day 21 Danielle

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Danielle is the Sea Wolf’s loyal follower and protector (c) G McMurray

#29 – Carrie Nation – Berserker

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A tireless fighter for Prohibition, Carrie Nation was, to put it mildly, quite a character. Her big shtick was storming into bars with her hatchet and breaking the bar open — and keep in mind that at this point, she was already in her early fifties. She was arrested no less than 30 times for her vandalism — she called the attacks “hatchetations” — and fined a pretty hefty amount. If nothing else, Carrie had a massive flair for the dramatic. Heck, later in life she legally changed her name so that she could introduce herself as, and this is true, “Carry A. Nation.” Eventually she moved on to less violent means to spread her views, including a newspaper called “the Hatchet” and an abortive tour in Vaudeville, but she never lost that fire.

Similarly, the Berserker is the closest thing RPGs have to a single-minded class. Berserkers are traditionally a special brand of the Warrior class that sacrifices the ability to control the character in question in return for a massive boost in attack strength. Berserkers can be very useful, but the player usually needs a fair amount of luck, and the lack of control can make it difficult to strategize. Given that Carrie had one cause, and viewed everything in life through the lense of that cause, putting her in the Berserker class was an easy choice.

#29: The Cubicle Gremlin

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 Real Name: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Height: 3’8

Weight: 175 lbs

Character info: The Cubicle Gremlin is an enemy of the Day 15 Character: The Blue Barrel. The Cubicle Gremlin is a mischevious creature, who hides behind low walls to surprise and attack people. No one knows what his intentions may be, but The Blue Barrel has vowed to stop him!

 

 

 

 

 

 

#29: Mean Apple

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He’s also in the Super Apples. He’s kinda mean, but still in the team.

Thanks, Xavier

23 – Poon Hu

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 In a tiny backstreet in a dingy corner of Hong Kong there is a quiet little noodle stall with a bit of a difference – it is owned by a man named Poon Hu who has a slightly unusual menu.  He is the world’s foremost expert on mythical beasts and has had this little booth open in various forms for over 200 years.  His menu is varied but it’s the cockatrice chow mein that is particularly famous.  He cooks on phoenix fire (burns away all impurities) and garnishes with powdered unicorn horn (enhances all flavours).  All in all there are twenty three mythical creatures on his menu.  Although he is content running his noodle stall, and the large quantities he ends up consuming of ingrediants such as unicorn horn and kappa-water has granted him a largely prolongued life.  When earth has any problems with monsters, there is inevitably an influx of visitors to his bar from people seeking his expert knowledge with a carton of tasty magic noodles being a welcome side.

22 – Constable Kjulis

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Much as there is often culture clash when immigrants move into a new country, the problems are even more noticable when the immigrants are not human.  The Psalamandron are an aquatic species which lives in various cities under the sea – entirely ampbibious they are capable of living on land or water.  However, due to some political strife in some of the north Atlantic Psalamandron there have been some refugees to the surface world during the past several decades.  The most notable community is a small one is East London, and as with any communities, there is some degree of interaction between the existing community and the newcomers.  Kjulis is one of the very few individuals in the world who is a human/psalamandron hybrid.  He joined the London Metropolitan Police and while he is primarily a normal police officer he is also particularly usefull as a cultural liason – not to mention the fact that he is considerably stronger, faster and tougher than a human and can breath underwater…