Author Archive: Thresher
#12 Geoffrey, the Man Sized Cricket Thing
Geoffrey the man sized cricket thing.
He enjoys long walks, socialising, footie and a pint down at the pub with the lads.
The love life of a man sized cricket thing is not one to envy, and he has resorted to reading the personal ads to find those who wouldn’t mind sharing their bed with the cold exoskeleon of a stupidly big insect.
#11 Ghost of the Temple
From an early age he was raised to protect his temple, and has done so long after the priests and the nuns passed on.
He guards it still even as the temple falls into disrepair from neglect, preventing the unholy from entering, and guarding the faithful who take refuge there.
#10 Hunter of the Terrible Lizard
A young hunter of the great lizards. She wears her greatest kills as trophies and armour, flaunting her skill for the first choice in food and mates.
#8 Inx, Fallen Angel Politician
Fallen angels broke their halo’s to signify their allegiance. This had an odd effect on them, in Inx’s case it turned his eyes crazy and gave him ashen skin.
Fleeing from the lovecraftian apocalypse that befell Heaven, Inx took up residence in the Void Commonwealth. He became intent on improving the living conditions of the commonwealth, and so went into politics.
However he is met with suspicion at every turn, apparently no-one trusts a politician.
#7 The Angel Azazel
When heaven fell to beings from beyond the stars, Azazel did not flee.
The once noble angel was twisted and mutated into something both new and ancient.
#6 Officer Lynx
An officer in Void Navy Intelligence, Lynx defuses and prevents some of the worst things that could happen to the Commonwealth.
#5 Kam
You can either run away from trouble. Or you can run towards it.
Kamielle had never lived an ordinary life, but it had been her life. A life with a family, a marriage, a goldfish. She had a job and worked hard at it and she was good at what she did. Work was separate from home. That was the nature of the beast, you don’t shit where you eat.
Only, one day, work had followed her home.
It had been messy, it had been brutal, it had been the end of her life as she knew it. They had come in the night and ripped them from their beds. There had been knives. There had been a fire. There had been blood. They had taken everything and left only a bloodied empty shell. There was nothing to refill her world. Only the job. A contract she had set herself. MAKE THEM SUFFER.
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