Author Archive: Jess Kirby
#28 Hank The Hand-y Man
Hank wants to be a superhero so badly. He is a carpenter by trade. He came up with the the idea to replace his hands with tools, in the hopes of becoming a new member of the latest superhero squad. Unfortunately for Hank he didn’t think his plan through. As you see here, he goes through lots of pain and suffering when he has to go to the bathroom.
#27 The Couponer
The Couponer only thinks he has super powers. He has handsomely fashioned an eye patch to his non-superhero costume. He lost his eye last year in Black Friday shopping incident.
#26 Nygel Noogieman
Nygel Noogieman is an obnoxious hero. He defeats his enemies by putting them in headlocks and giving them noogies. He’s the relative you always steer clear of at family events.
#25 Hank the Hand Talker
Hank is one of those annoying hand talkers. He defeats his enemies by causing nausea from flailing his arms about while engaging in horribly boring monologues.
#24 Spray Stan
It’s Stan! He has perfected the art of shaking soda cans and using them as explosive devices. That’s what he thinks. It’s a good idea to let him think whatever he wants.
#23 Terry Tantrum
Terry Tantrum is quite possibly the biggest brat on the face of the Earth. He stomps his feet and gets whatever he wants. Which is usually something stupid like pepperoni pizza. Sometimes he puts his power to good use, but only when he wants to.
#22 Daryl Drooler
Whoever said Bells Palsy was a bad thing, must have been talking about Daryl Drooler. Not only does he have a bad case of the drools, he has some toxic breath to match.  Mix the two together and his drool becomes deadly.
#21 Delicious Dan the Delivery Man
Think Jokey Smurf, but in super-villain form. He looks like an innocent delivery man who brings sweet treats, but his treats are explosive.
#20 Bot
No idea what this thing does. I was looking out of the window and saw something on the neighbours house and it looked like an evil robot. Turned out to be a chimney (I know, crazy right?).
#19 Arms
It’s Amy, the arms. She got her “powers” by accident, or stupidity. When she was a child she wanted to be a supermodel when she grew up. She thought if she hung from the rack in the closet she’d get taller. Silly girl hung from her arms and here she is with long arms and average legs. She’s still super.
#18 Nose
The Nose has no powers. He really wants to be a superhero and his friends felt sorry for him. So when he said he had a hyper sense of smell they let him run with it and gave him a costume.
#17 Feather
Light as a feather, stiff as a board. His sisters made him play when he was just a boy. They made him light as a feather but couldn’t figure out how to turn him back to normal. Â It’s not much of a power, but it’s something.
#16 Pits
He’s the pits. His only super power is that he can knock anyone out with his hideous armpit odor. Of course his major weakness is hygiene products.  The aerosol deodorants are the worst.
#15 Fes
Fes, it’s short for Fesecue. Really, who wants to be called Fesecue? He’s half man, half grasshopper. He spits like an overpaid baseball player. He’s still waiting for his wings.
#14 Duster
Duster’s only super power is to create large dust clouds. Â He’s mostly just a pain in the ass and housekeepers around the world are starting to assemble a lynch mob.
#12 Delana
It’s Delana. Her super power is to bore her enemies to death by playing a never ending game of guess which hand.
#11 David
This is known as, the other thing. You know, when you ask someone if they saw that thing and they say, no but I did see the other thing. His name is David.
#10 Family Man
He said leave him alone, he’s a family man and his bark is much worse than his bite. Hall & Oates are full of fantastical ideas. Family Man is half man, half dog (that was from the bark & bite part, pretty clever huh). He’s a family man so it’s his mission to rid the world of temptation. Â Quick, hide the whisky!!!
#9 Maneater
I was listening to Hall & Oates, can’t you tell? Stay tuned for more from their greatest hits.
#8 Jaylor
Inspired by my twin cousins, Jasmine & Taylor. The two creepiest kids I’ve ever met. No lie.
#6 Paul
It’s Paul, he’s tall. Unfortunately for him, his arms aren’t proportionate to the rest of his body. He had to buy extensions for his stubby little arms. It’s important for him to fit in. He’s Paul. That’s all.
2011 Challenger: Jessica Kirby
Hello, my name is Jessica (Jess is fine) and I draw stuff. I did the 30 character challenge last year for something different. I tried my best to work digitally and I’m horrible at it. This year I’m going to take advantage of the challenge and actually draw characters that I can use. Â I’m hoping to make this less painful for everyone this year so I’m sticking to pencils and inks.
That’s me with my ruler and pencil getting ready to throw down.
Day 30: Apple Jack
Apple Jack! He’s great to take to parties, but if you hang out with him too much he may give you a headache!
Day 29: Windy Witchman
Her name is Windy and she’s a witch. Just a coincidence that her hair always looks like it’s caught in a windstorm.
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