#5-Sgt. Furry
“I was in the Big One, you know…that’s where I got this wooden ear. There was this time we was pinned down by the Ratzis in the desert, and fellers was dyin’ all around, cryin’ about the sand in their eyes. Our ammo was gone, and it looked like curtains-but then I heard a tiny skittering sound. Through my one good remaining ear, I made out a high-pitched squeaky scream punctuated by gunfire. Just before I blacked out from the amazement and gratitude, I witnessed an explosion of miniature fury, guns all ablazin’. He tore into the enemy position like a small fuzzy comet, and saved our bacon.”
“War is little furry hell.”