#4 Rootbeer McScrubbyfloor

 

Rootbeer McScrubbyfloor was a successful janitor at  a magazine for years until the night he caught the publisher disposing of several bodies in a trash compactor. The next day he was mysteriously promoted to Creative Director, where his primary accomplishment was replacing Hawaiian Shirt Friday with Shiny Pants Friday (in honor of his own shiny silver pants). During his time as creative director Rootbeer enjoyed relaxing in his office and taking six hour lunches. It was later found that during these six hour lunches he would return to his glory days of floor cleaning and window washing.

Category: 2011, Humor