Author Archive: delectat

oh fuck i’m four days late. it’s ok i’ll catch up

this is the asshole fairy. whenever she feels that someone needs to be a ass, she goes up to them and bites them, effectively turning them into assholes.

she is a special breed whose limbs actually come off and, should you choose it, bleed upon removal.

she’s there to satisfy those whose fetish is amputees.

oh goodness i was so inspired by the trip we went on ahhaha

anyways we went to this place where they made us try legit cacao like the mayans used to make and oh man the real-deal cacao doesn’t taste good hahaha but then they made the drink and it was actually pretty good; just needed some sugar.

anyways there they had these plants that are called dormillonas and OMG you just touched them and they just folded up all docile like and ahhhh, like

the leaves would literally move as soon as you touched them ( i made a video so i could never forget ahhah )

well this is one of the whore who is for those kind of funny folks that would rather have their whores sleeping while they take them.

while on the trip, we went to this tiny town whose only public bathroom was gross as fuck with no running water but with these hilarious writings on the walls like you wouldn’t believe ahahha i’m laughing now just thinking about them.

anyways, there was this one dog there that was just the sweetest thing ever, ahh, she’d even fetch a bottle that we found and bring it back to you aw i just petted her so much and oh gosh she was so nice what a nice puppy aww

we named her monica and so i made the first of the whores that i’ll be drawing for the challenge ( ahahah the theme i suppose )

so while i was on my trip, we went to this nunnery and wow you wouldn’t believe how fucking beautiful the place was, ahh the walls were all pink and with these squiggly indentations and woah it was actually pretty cool.

then i started thinking about the stereotypical nun pornos that i’ve seen and this naughty nurse was born.