Author Archive: maddog
Father,Husband,general laborer and ,creative person.( In that order).The creator behind the web comic zombiegeorge. Horrific fun for off balance individuals ( That's the tag Line) .A pitiful fool at the end of his rope of desperation. This creative person just refuses to quit. He may be 20 years behind every one else but he keeps on truckin ( In the wrong direction.)
If he's not sitting at the dinning room table drawing crude pictures of voodoo zombies or fixing both physical and emotional aspects of his family's life you'll find him on his hands and knees sweeping up yolks at an egg packaging facility .
In his free time he likes to...(Never mind he has no free time) ......UM Um I mean he like to take part in the 30 character challenge .
( Why did i refer to myself in third person)
#28 The Profenso brothers
This duo started as a little sketch exercise ! The dude on the left I used the whole wire frame guy thing and built him piece by piece. the big guy was a little quicker in the making. maybe one of these days I’ll get this drawing thing down, I imagine these guys fight like brothers but you better not cross one or the other wont be far behind. I named them Gus and Henry . some good old fashion names so you know they are the good guys.
#27 Grandpa Jones
Stay of his lawn unless your there to buy his crystal meth. Grandpa Jones feeds the birds in the park and sell the crack on the corner. If your a neighbor hood thug that thinks Grandpa is an easy target Think again . Mr Jones is packin’ heat and it aint no Nine. Try to bust his chops or flank this old man and you’ll be staring down a Dirty Harry style 45. If his caps don’t get his crew aint far behind. Before you turn around you catch a whiff of what seems to be a mix of polo and ben-gay  . Then you’ll here the rustle of at least 30 adult diapers. The next thing you know you’ve been had by the loyal order of the moose lodge. Grandpa Jones aint gots time to play games. So if you aint here for the gin and juice keep on rollin cause thic geriatric gangsta on a fixed income has got to make his Mo Fk’n Bingo money.
Peace!
#19 The Evil Proctologist
Known as evil P to his Henchmen . This evil doer is a real pain in the ass. You better watch your back when he is around. Few escape his ice grasp . You can run, you can hide but Evil P is gonna get ya in THE END>
#18 SBD
SBDÂ He says it stands for Super but deadly but only those who are closest to him know for sure.
#16 Rachael the Red
Super techno-geek , spy girl/spokes person for AUNIKASE inc.( A weapons manufacturer). Rachael keeps ahead of the competition  by being super nice and super sneaky. And in the rare event her spying ways are discovered she defends herself with several forms of martial arts and a few of her own gadget weapons.
#15 Nudist Zombie
Nudist Zombie . Probably the most disturbing thing you will ever see .but keep an open mind were all naked underneath .It’s just that we’re not all zombified,
#14 Siamese Ninja
Cletus and Clyde. The inseparable duo. They don’t look anything alike but they are brothers.Trained in quatro Mano style fighting techniques and Members of the secret Ninja scrabble society . These two sure footed twins back each other up flawlessly . Whether it be about a word challenge or hand to hand combat these brothers know where its at. Cletus is the out going one. Often can be found in his down time hanging out in the local clubs and dating Playboy bunnies. Clyde is a more soft spoken shy individual who likes to spend his time alone collecting comic books and building model airplanes.
Recently employed by an evil dictator the brothers ninja have been correcting grammar and kicking ass all over the globe.
#13 Blue eyes
O k don’t really have a good story fro this one just that she is a blue eyed alien princess warrior from mars.
#12 Snakeskin Ed
Snakeskin Ed or Eddy is a rowdy guy. Likes drinkin beer and lighting his own farts. But, his favorite thing is playing with snakes.Yes you can’t have enough anti venom while this guy is around.So grab an ice cold PBR ,make sure your stocked up on butane and steel toe snake proof boots cause your in for one hell of a time. (Just don’t pass out in the anacondas cage)
#11 Danny Do Gooder
Danny DoGooder . The kinda guy that makes you sick he does every thing so well . Every one adores him and he is never a dick to anyone.He once saved a whole basket of kittens while making a donation to the united way and putting out a fire at the same time.
#10 Future Zoie
A quick sketch I did in the Zombie George Sketch book. A character i’ve been thinking about introducing in the zombiegeorge.com world. Future Zoie would be sent back to the past to stop the past Zoie from doing all of her evil deeds.
#9 Cyclone
Cyclone. Her use of atmospheric pressure is unmatched by any. With swirling winds she tears her enemies from limb to limb and just as any force of nature she doesn’t look back and has no remorse for those caught in her destructive path. Once a librarian Cyclone who made a pact with Anemoi the wind God, now has no time for the Dewy Decimal system.Instead she searches out evil and exacts justice across the world.
#8 Harry Newman
Harry is your normal Guy. Works a job, pays his bills and raises his kids. But in his off time his Scifi side comes out. His scaly skin and tentacles protect him from the harsh things people say to him about his hobby. This leaves Harry free to attend as many Star Trek Conventions he chooses to. Beam me up Scotty.
#6 Ribbon Master
Need help wrapping a birthday gift? Christmas is right around the corner. Do your fingers ach from all of that bow that need tied ? Never fear The ribbon master is here!
#5 Break A leg Bruce
(Read this in your thickest Brooklyn accent) . You got a problem with the neighbor hood bully ? Ya call Break a leg Bruce. Are the bitches holdin out on ya ? Ya call Break A leg Bruce. Â Legs, femurs ,skulls, Knee caps , Fingers. you name it Bruce can break it. No Job is to big or to small for Break A Leg Bruce. So s the Next time your score is a little light and you need to send a message ……..You Know who to charge with the job.
#4 Tuscarawas River Killer
Be weary if you are walking the banks of the Tuscarawas River by your self. You may find yourself facing this cold blooded killer.Seldom seen but, It’s screeches echo through the Ohio valleys on the anniversary of every victim it has ever killed. Often shot through the heart with a conventional bow and arrow and decapitated over 75 people have met their fate By it’s keen marksmanship.
#3 Suzy Lee
Suzy Lee is the frontier’s only hope for justice in a dusty little Oklahoma town plagued by Demonic forces. A former actress and bartender ,Suzy’s career came to a halt when when the theater / bar owner burned the stage in an exorcism gone wrong. Now cook and protector of the town orphanage ,Suzy does battle daily with the forces of evil to protect the souls of those who’s mouths need fed.
#2 Ralf the Rodent
Ralf the Rodent lives a life of leisure and filth. Voted Rodent magazines filthiest bachelor rat of the year. Ralf enjoys eating left over pizza,watching T.V. and an occasional prank on his fellow wildlife. If you don’t find him in front of the television you will surly see him at his favorite watering hole the crusty bucket .Ralf’s only tragedy in life is loosing his tail to the neighborhood stray cat. Now on disability he spends his day wallowing in his own filth and hiding from bill collectors.
#1 PRISM
Max Prism . The foremost expert in Light spectral energy and weaponry In the world. Maxx’s patented Helmet and gloves give him the power to manipulate the light spectrum so as to alter the reality of his enemy within a limited area. Night vision ability superior to any military application and,Rapid light heat intensity blasts  from his gloves. Maxx lives a relatively quiet life except for when evil corporations and military tyrants try to steal his technology for use of personal gain or conquest. When he’s not saving the world from Darkness he spends his time in his lab developing his technology or doing fieldwork for multiple charity organizations.
30 Characters Challenger: Jeremy “MADDOG†Miller
Hey Gang !! Maddog here. You can Call me Jeremy if you want just don’t call me late to Dinner! YUK! YUK! I’m a Dedicated husband and father of 6 kids (That explains the insanity!) I’m a creative person. That seems to be the title that fits the best. I’m not really educated in any art field unless you count the two years of commercial art training I did in high school that is now obsolete because of photo shop. I got married early and started having kids and thus left any ideas of an art career behind.So 15 years later I’m thinking why not enjoy the powers of the pen again. So on a long trek in 07 driving an 18 wheeler over road I decided to delve into the world of web-comics .Well I’m still doing comics now but not driving a truck. Three days a week I update my black and white drawings to Zombie George.com I enjoy my scribblings .And I’m going to enjoy the creative spark that comes from imagining these new characters. I promise to do some in color.
I guess that is enough B.S. For one Creative person Bio. I would like to go ahead and thank my wife and kids for all the love and understanding . My wife specifically because with out her I would be lost in my own little world forever.
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