#19 the public transport soul sucker
The public transport soul sucker is an alien parasite that attaches itself to various modes of public transport and then feeds on the hopes and dreams of the passengers. Â The creature itself is invisible to the human eye and it can be physically felt when it draws its victims souls out as it secretes a numbing agent that renders them almost catatonic.
There is no real way to eradicate the soul sucker, best buy a car*.
*Or is that what the big car companies WANT you to do?!?!? Â Maybe it was THEM who introduced this vile space infestation???!
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And this is why I NEVER ride public transportation!
Hilarious, thanks for this!
Sadly I encounter this beastie on at least weekly basis