Chronicle
What if your crazy old grandfather tells you that you’re the chosen one? That you have been chosen to protect the time line of this universe and record important events? What if he told you that you were also a target for some nefarious ner do wells, and monsters?
What if you were a hundred pounds over weight and didn’t know the meaning of cardio? What do you do?
This guy has the potential to be one of the coolest ever.
Start a Jillian Michael’s workout routine? Alternatively, hire Jillian Michael’s as personal bodyguard.
All else fails, truffle shuffle baby!