#9 – Rubber Chicken Druid

A recent excavation in Europe unearthed an unexpected find: the very well preserved mummified remains of what seems to be a druid priest. Scientists are still baffled by the fact that there appears to be a rubber chicken buried with this corpse. Unofficially, a strange sect has come forward from years of silence, claiming this to be one of their own high priests, according to their lore. Members of the “Church of the Rubber Chicken” explain that this, and their other “sacred” artifacts, such as the false arrow through the head, and the commonly known “Groucho Marx” glasses w/ bushy eyebrows, big nose and mustache are symbols that should be revered without question. Boggled by chants of “Excuuuuuuuse me!” from the “believers”, investigators are scratching their heads, and are frantically seeking the one person that may have some explanation to offer: Steve Martin, a famous comedian believed to be the only link to this almost forgotten past.

 

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