#12 Absynthia
Absynthia Corpulenta is a 17 year old Senior at Laguna Hills High School in Orange County CA. She is the only child of Dr. Dan Corpulenta a successful orthopedic surgeon and Susan Corpulenta an equally successful Divorce Attorney. They live in a huge mansion in Laguna Hills where Absynthia has always gotten the best of everything in life. Her parents love and respect her dearly and are totally accepting of Absynthia’s Goth lifestyle.
There has never been even a single shred of dysfunction in her life! The fact that she has nothing to be sad about really makes Absynthia sad. So in the last year she has taken up eating.
A lot!
She eats because she’s sad and she’s sad because she eats.
Perfect!
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Go(s/t)h, I’ve met several Absynthias in my time… Nice work, man!
Numerous aren’t they?
Very funny. Nice work.
Thank you!
Great stuff!
Thanks!
I would (almost) wear a t-shirt with that slogan!
Very cool. There a lot of her in all of us.
Pablo
So… her form of self mutilation is eating? I love it!
Nice one! Now I want some cheesecake.