#10: The Runner With Invisible Legs
“Running’s a sport which is tricky to do
for the man with invisible legs.
And yet it’s the thing that he wants to pursue
(although stares are the thing that he dreads).
In winter he wears long tights and socks tall;
his transparent limbs are no problem.
Summer presents a whole new obstacle,
(but he thinks he knows how to solve ’em!)
He’ll battle the heat the one way that he can:
by baring his legs and wearing a spray tan!”