#8Attenborough, the *80’s gorilla bouncer
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Along with Dr Shamalan, Attenborough, head of security at CERN was fused with primate DNA (in this case a gorilla) and sent back to the 80’s.
Attenborough claims his glory years where in the 80’s and thus feels like he’s returned home. Adopting the mullet and a style befitting Miami Vice characters, Attenborough now works as a bounce at a night club.
He enjoys sandwhiches and partying. Oh how he loves the partying.
When not enjoying parties and cocaine Attenborough can be standoffish and beligerent.
Also the name is a coincidence.
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