#9 El Cocoa Diablo
One day at the Mexican farmer’s market I bought a packet of what I thought was hot cocoa…Caca Caliente Del Diablo. I thought it was the Devil’s Hot Cocoa. When I got home and made the hot chocolate, the kitchen started to smell like eggs and charcoal. When I tried to drink the hot cocoa, the devil popped out and left a “present” in my cup. My bad translating skills led me to purchase “The Devil’s Hot Shit” in a package.
Wow, that’s a horrifying tale. And the devil fits it just right.