#8 Kargoth The Unrelenting
As far as Orcs go, Kargoth the Unrelenting would be considered the Alpha Orc. What he lacks in brains he more than makes up for with brute strength and ferocity. Hand to hand combat with Kargoth is pretty much a suicide mission. Magic Missile attacks only make him angry. So unless you have 18/00 strength and at least a +3 sword DO NOT tangle with this dude. Listen, and understand! This Orc is somehwere in that dungeon. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Kargoth also loves puppies, show tunes, and long walks on the beach.
His turn offs are rude people and high level magic users.
Category: 2011, Fantasy, Horror, Uncategorized, WTF
This guy is badass, and he happens to love puppies and showtunes, huh?
I will give him the wide berth he deserves.
He’s a complicated character full of inner conflicts.
Love his look. Very cool.
Pablo
Thank you amigo.
Ugh, so right, uppity magic- users are the WORST.
Horray for your AD@D first- ed reference (18/00)!+3/+6 HOLLAH! There, I’m done nerding out.
Great pic!
1st Edition ADND FOREVER! That’s how I “roll” baby! Get it? WOOP! 1ST Edition is real DND Role Playing, not just mindless combat and idiotic munchkin characters. Makes me want to start up a new campaign….hmmmm.
Great picture, and hilarious caption.
Thanks!
Great work, as usual! Now if I can just find my Orcbane +5 Holy Defending Spoon of Wounding…