#7 The Contemptible Jar Slime
Man lookit this jerk. This guy just loves jars. Jar slimes like him house themselves inside jars the same way hermit crabs hole up in shells. The difference between hermit crabs and jar slimes though, is that a hermit crab won’t shout names at you from the safety of their shells. Jar slimes are instinctively aggressive in nature, but cower to their clay pots when they’re put at any physical risk.
It’s this attitude that as earned them the title of “contemptible”. Jerks.
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