#7: Chester

One would think that Chester must be a genial gentleman, since he does look a bit like a fellow one might find at a carnival. But it merely runs in his genes, as his lackadasial father was a carnie who married a gypsy woman. This lack of stability in Chester’s life resulted in a great resentment towards that frivolous activity commonly referred to as ” having fun”. And so Chester is not the friendliest fellow. Most of his time is divided between bemoaning the current state of affairs, glorifying the “good old days”, and chasing young ruffians off of his pristine lawn.

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