#6 craven the conqueror
with great timidity craven is forced into the family business of universal domination, following such famous inspirations as ming the merciless and adolph the nasty nazi. forced into a possition of meaness parents who failed to conqueor the universe themselves and must therefore push thier child into a job he’s ill suited for. craven has great strength, dexerity, a powerful mechanical arm gauntlet, loyal minions, and an absolute fear of harming so much as a blade of grass.