#3: Whirur

This next character comes from a personal experience! No, I do not do drugs. Here’s the scoop: today in math class there was this ridiculous noise coming from what most people would assume would be construction work. But I decided to pretend it came from some equally ridiculous creature. It took a lot of effort not to laugh openly at the thought.

This is Whirur. You pronounce his name basically by grunting an undisclosed amount of W and R sounds. His hobbies include stomping about the forest and entertaining bored students in math classes via his magnificent whirring trunk.

Category: 2011, Fantasy, Humor, Uncategorized, WTF