#1 Glom the Barbarian
Glom will eventually appear in Unparalleled Adventures. He rules the barbarian tribe that took control of the county surrounding Megalo City, cutting it off from the rest of the U.S. The barbarian horde is kept from sacking Megalo City thanks to the defense system installed by the mayor, Dr. Nero Megalo, the Maniac, a super villain elected to the position of mayor after 9/11.
Glom is in his 50s, has above average human strength and is skilled in combat. His helmet bears the antlers of his tribe’s ancient totem animal, the jackalope.
This guy’s in great shape for his age.
Barbarianing burns a lot of calories and provides great cardio.