#13 Three-Week Johnson
They call him Three-Week and on one knows why.
They call him Three-Week and he’ll never tell you why.
They call him Three-Week and he doesn’t know why.
They call him Three-Week and he hates the 4th of July.
They call him Three-Week and he ain’t shy.
They call him Three-Week and he makes the babies cry.
They call him Three-Week and he swears he can fly.
They call him Three-Week and his can his never dry.
Category: Humor