#8 – Steel Wool
When they put up a Nuclear Power Plant mere miles away from his ranch, Hank Eustice was angry. Â When a radiation leak killed his entire flock of sheep, Hank Eustice was devastated. Â When he found his dead sheep continued to produce wool, Hank Eustice was confused. Â When he discovered this wool was nearly indestructible, Hank Eustice set out for revenge!
Hank’s suit of radioactive wool, which he coins “Fluff of Justice”, is soft as a cloud, but can bare any blow, blast, or bullet. Â With it, he becomes Steel Wool, an unstoppable force for animal justice!
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Ha. Love it!
Ok. That’s just friggin’ hilarious.
Smart ass. LOVE IT!
Hilarious! I love this!
Hahaha this is hilarious!
What a clever name and great execution. Great job, Dan!
100% Awesome — you’re my kind of scum. 🙂
Brilliant!
Thanks for all the comments! Stay tuned, I might just be more of these on the way!
Oh man, this guy made me laugh out loud when I saw him.