#2 – Unit 404

There’s really no easy way to put this – Unit 404 is perhaps a little insane.  It might have been that last upgrade, or the time his inventor tried to install Linux on him.  It could be that, in an effort to save costs, instead of licensing Asimov’s 3 Rules of Robotics his creator used a shareware copy of “13 General Suggestions of Robotics”.  It could just be that he was never really right from the start menu.

See, Unit 404 was designed to recycle wasted fluids, and additionally was created to use the materials he is recycling for fuel to keep him going.  Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, he determined that humans waste an awful lot of blood.  I’m not 100% sure how a vampire robot would work, but that’s not about to stop Unit 404 from getting his drink on.

Tags: Blood, Crazy, robot

Category: Humor, Scifi