#3 Mitch the Mannequin

| November 3, 2010 | 0 Comments

Yeah – I know… I’m behind on my characters and it’s only the first week.  That’s because I’ve been packing for a trip and pulling overtime at work AND writing a script for a comic i recently pitched.  So… been busy.  I’ll be posting #4 and #5 as soon as I can, when i have wifi, after the airplane lands.

Anyway – Character #3 is Mitch the Mannequin.  Mitch spends his days and nights hanging out in the men’s department at Macy’s.  He’s an excellent salesman and always knows how to show off the latest fashions.  Even though the bra mannequins in the intimate apparel section find him to be rude arrogant, commenting that it seems like he’s always got a stick up his ass, he’s actually really nice, once you get to know him.  He’s just quiet, that’s all.

 

Category: Humor

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Hi! I'm Janine. I'll keep this short and sweet, which for me, is not easy - So, I'll make a bulleted list just to be different and annoying. Ready? No? Too effing bad... here i go: I... • was born in 1979, • am married to an aspiring comic artist - but he's busy penciling a story, • will be doing my own character sketches this month - I apologize in advance for their crappiness, • work for a University, • used to work for the government... fuck those bastards, • went to culinary school, • like guns • was a child actress, • still have the maturity level of a 5 -year old, • want to know what Marcellus Wallace looks like, • like horror movies and action movies, • like to make horror movies with her friends, • like to read comics that fuck up my world and shake my soul... and are fun, • write comics, • competed in Zuda, • will take over the world and turn small countries into amusement parks, • will eventually own a medieval catapult, • did your mom, • like erotica, • LOVE chocolate cake, • could survive on movie theater popcorn for approximately 3 weeks, • would die from approximately 9 shots of tequila, in a 2-hour timeframe. Enjoy! Follow me on twitter: J9Naimoli My Facebook security is set really high, but you can friend request me here: www.facebook.com/j9frederick

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