Ralf the Rodent lives a life of leisure and filth. Voted Rodent magazines filthiest bachelorĂ‚Â rat of the year. Ralf enjoys eating left over pizza,watching T.V. and an occasional prank on his fellow wildlife. If you don’t find him in front of the television you will surly see him at his favorite watering hole the crusty bucket .Ralf’s only tragedy in life is loosing his tail to the neighborhood stray cat. Now on disability he spends his day wallowing in his own filth and hiding from bill collectors.
Category: Humor
Father,Husband,general laborer and ,creative person.( In that order).The creator behind the web comic zombiegeorge. Horrific fun for off balance individuals ( That's the tag Line) .A pitiful fool at the end of his rope of desperation. This creative person just refuses to quit. He may be 20 years behind every one else but he keeps on truckin ( In the wrong direction.)
If he's not sitting at the dinning room table drawing crude pictures of voodoo zombies or fixing both physical and emotional aspects of his family's life you'll find him on his hands and knees sweeping up yolks at an egg packaging facility .
In his free time he likes to...(Never mind he has no free time) ......UM Um I mean he like to take part in the 30 character challenge .
( Why did i refer to myself in third person)