#1 – Mindy: the pregnant chick at the dance club
It is my pleasure to present Mindy: the pregnamt chick at the dance club.
About 5 monhts ago, Mindy left her apple-tini on the bar so she could go on the dance floor with her friends. After grooving and grinding to “I Like to Move It, Move It” with some random guy, she got thirsty. She went back to the bar and spotted her drink… still sitting there.  She chugged it down and ran back onto the dancefloor to grind on some other random guy to “Dancing Queen”. Then, she blacked out.  You would think it would bother Mindy when she woke up 14 hours later, half naked, bent over a dumpster, and pregnant. Instead, Mindy decides to ignore that completely and continues to wear her tight club clothes to the bar so she can grind on random men.
Mindy doesn’t believe in maternity clothes. She feels that there is nothing wrong with pants that are so tights they cut off the circulation to your vagina. While Mindy is careful not to drink or smoke while she is with child, she doesn’t see anything wrong with “percolating” on the dance floor, in hopes that she can attract a guy who’s willing to get freaky, later on that night.
PS: I’m a writer - I can’t draw. This is the best i can do. Don’t say I didnt warn you!Â
Category: Humor
Had a good laugh when I hit this one — is that a camel toe?
Yes! That is indeed some camel toe. I’m glad it made you smile.